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"If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means ‘flunk’."
— Lemony Snicket (via bookmad)
"One wanders through life as if wandering through a field in the dark of night, wearing a blindfold and very heavy shoes, with a poisonous toad waiting patiently beneath a clump of weeds knowing full well that eventually you will step on him"
— Lemony Snicket (via thesultaninamadbox)
"It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit that you can nothing"
— Lemony Snicket (via thesultaninamadbox)
"Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too."
— Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid (via mymangotree)
(via mymangotree)
"Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.
― Lemony Snicket"
― Lemony Snicket"
— (via mini-oprah)
“For the last 20 years of my life, I’ve been wearing something unrecognizable. I’ve been acting for 20 years now and I’ve been under the radar.”- Doug Jones
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